Carlos was born at a very early age & was found reprogramming his parents cooker at the age of two. A natural Knob twiddler. Very little is known of his early life apart from his time in the Andes teaching the local people to play swingball to international standards.

To this day a festival is held in his honour where a live goat is hung from a young sapling & batted between villagers using dried leaves from the 'Yukka Fukka' plant.